Night on Earth (1991)
Laurence Owen: Taxi. Tom Waits. Swedish People. Winona. Need I say more?
The Expendables (2010)
Simon Mason: Stallone is too old to be doing action roles still.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010)
Sam Taylor: 8-bit Nintendo-y goodness. Edgar Wright pushes the boat out completely.
Quantum of Solace (2008)
Alex McIntyre: So devilishly entertaining you forget Bond films were once sophisticated.
Douglas Reid: Marks in a field, not that scary really. CROP CIRCLES!
Sixth Sense (1999)
Lee Trevor Sanders: Spoiler, spoiler, spoiler, spoiler, kid, spoiler, spoiler spoiler, Bruce Willis.
StreetDance 3D (2010)
Alex McIntyre: Witness a great patriotic dance flick ruined by George Sampson.
Manuel Walker: Stupid little fish turns into a girl. Nothing else happens.
Shrek Forever After (2010)
Alex McIntyre: A slight return to form, but why the reset button?!
I Am Legend (2007)
Lewis-Dane Fry: Man alone in New York with dog. Weird zombie things.